If you’ve ever owned a genuinely large or giant breed dog, you know the struggle is real. The endless search for products that actually fit, that don’t fall apart after a week, or that offer genuine support can be a frustrating and expensive endeavor. Most “big dog” items on the market are merely scaled-up versions of small dog gear, failing to meet the unique demands of a canine weighing 100, 150, or even 200 pounds. This universal frustration is precisely what ignited the spark for Big Ass Dog Company™ (Big Ass Dog Co.), a brand dedicated to creating high-quality, durable, and surprisingly humorous gear for the real giants of the dog world and the humans who adore them.
Born from a “Big Ass” Problem
The genesis of Big Ass Dog Co. is a story of love, laughter, and a healthy dose of exasperation. It all began with Apryll Groelinger’s unwavering desire for a Neapolitan Mastiff. Despite her husband Drew’s initial reservations—stemming from his self-professed germaphobe, neat-freak tendencies and the sheer size of the breed—Apryll’s determination won out. After famously deadlifting 200 pounds at CrossFit, she declared, “we are getting a f*cking dog!” That dog was Dino, a magnificent Neapolitan Mastiff who would become the brand’s Chief Canine Officer and the living embodiment of their mission.
Living with Dino, and later their English Mastiff, Shelby, quickly exposed the glaring inadequacies of existing pet products. As Drew recounted, “Labels on products would say ‘Give 10 treats a day to dogs up to 80 pounds.’ Great – our dog weighs almost 200 pounds – so I have to buy a BOX a day?” The absurdity wasn’t just limited to treats; finding sturdy harnesses, collars, or beds that could withstand the power and weight of these colossal companions was a constant uphill battle. This shared struggle, along with the “rock-star status” attention their giant dogs garnered (and the repetitive questions from onlookers), led Drew to discuss the problem with his long-time friend and business partner, Jason Friedman. Together, they saw a potentially underserved market – a “blue ocean of opportunity” – and thus, Big Ass Dog Company was born.
Beyond the Bland: Products That Perform
Big Ass Dog Co. distinguishes itself by tackling common product shortcomings head-on. They recognized that competing products were often:
- Not durable enough for dogs 100lbs+, leading to possible early wear and tear.
- Beds flatten easily or have weak seams, offering limited long-term support.
- Materials are cheaply made or not washable, making maintenance a challenge.
- Products are bland, boring, or uninspired, lacking appeal.
- Lack humor and brand personality, failing to connect with the unique joys of giant dog ownership.
In stark contrast, Big Ass Dog Co. offers solutions that are:
- Actually built for large & giant breed dogs, moving beyond mere upsizing.
- Bold, fun brand personality with a passionate community, creating a sense of belonging.
- High-end construction and smart design, ensuring longevity and functionality.
- “Tested by tanks and loved by legends,” a nod to their real-world durability.
Two standout examples of their commitment to quality and thoughtful design are:
- The Gigantic Ass Bed™: This isn’t just a bed; it’s a dedicated orthopedic haven for massive canines. Built with durable, reinforced seams and memory foam support, it stands up to the daily demands of a 100lb+ dog, offering comfort that even humans might envy. Its removable, washable cover ensures easy cleaning, a crucial feature for any giant dog parent.
- Big Ass Drool Rag™: A simple yet ingenious solution for a common giant dog reality. This ultra-absorbent, machine-washable towel comes with built-in hand pockets, allowing for quick and efficient slobber clean-up, whether from jowls, furniture, or rogue drool trails on walls. It’s a product born from firsthand experience and a genuine understanding of giant dog life.
Joining the “Big Ass” Movement
Big Ass Dog Co. is more than just a brand; it’s a movement and a community. Their core messages resonate deeply with their audience: “Finally, products actually built for your Big Ass Dog,” “Comfort, durability, and fun — all in one place. And at an affordable price,” and “Join a community that understands your giant dog life.” Every product, from harnesses for “Big Ass Dogs in training” to tactical collars, bowls, leashes, and even swag with attitude, is designed with the “Big Ass Dog is a state of mind” philosophy. It’s for those who’ve “surrendered their space, wear drool like a badge, and wouldn’t trade their 150+-pound shadow for anything.”
Big Ass Dog Co. stands as a testament to solving a real problem with genuine, high-quality solutions, wrapped in a bold, relatable brand identity. They are truly making life with big dogs easier, more enjoyable, and more loved, one perfectly oversized, incredibly durable product at a time.





